Facebook : Status macam binatang

actually,guwa agak bosan tulis blog dalam BM.rase tak mencabar.so, untuk entry hari ni,guwa nak gune english.barula Teacher guwa bangge ade anak murid cam guwa.

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.

Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b****?

Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all.....

Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram”
4 likes. Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?

p/s : ni care copy paste