Monday, March 5, 2012

Facebook : Status macam binatang

actually,guwa agak bosan tulis blog dalam BM.rase tak mencabar.so, untuk entry hari ni,guwa nak gune english.barula Teacher guwa bangge ade anak murid cam guwa.

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.

Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b****?

Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all.....

Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram”
4 likes. Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?

p/s : ni care copy paste

15 comments:

saya cello191 on March 4, 2012 at 7:07 PM said...

pig tu sibuk ja nk komen..

^^

chemay on March 4, 2012 at 7:14 PM said...

cina korban kan pig ke?
hahaha

Namee Roslan on March 4, 2012 at 7:16 PM said...

dah semua benda nak tulis kt fb. haha

[k]o{q}i[n] on March 4, 2012 at 7:20 PM said...

bagusnye YEACHER dpt student mcm dia ni.. huhuhu.. practice makes perfect.. :p

Suraya Aris on March 4, 2012 at 7:49 PM said...

hahahaha lawak lawak

umie naziera on March 4, 2012 at 8:53 PM said...

haha,dangerous betuii

mizzkechique on March 4, 2012 at 9:28 PM said...

Suke status cow.. kahkahkah

Rozuan Ismail on March 4, 2012 at 9:35 PM said...

aiyok,x dpt byg.hoho

Si Gadis Semasa on March 5, 2012 at 7:50 AM said...

hahaha. comel gak kalau dorang betul2 leh ada FB . ^_^

Adylia Qarissa on March 5, 2012 at 8:32 AM said...

ejaan teacher tu kene betulkan..hihiiii

izfanora on March 5, 2012 at 9:06 AM said...

mmg best klu haiwan2 post status.. hahaha..

mOoN on March 5, 2012 at 12:35 PM said...

hahahah..

~tYa~ on March 5, 2012 at 3:17 PM said...

hehehehe..part pig ngan cow tu best!

sYafIk-wAy on March 5, 2012 at 3:59 PM said...

pig sungguh entry ini . hahaha

sharul izam on March 5, 2012 at 6:35 PM said...

@saya cello191:hahha..smile..=)

 

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