Thursday, February 23, 2012

Mak sporting : tetek

Dua bulan lepas,guwa seorang pengidap obesiti tahap 1.
Tinggi 180, berat 90kilo,seluar saiz 36 stengah.

Tu dua bulan lepas punye cerite
skang, tinggi 180, berat 80kilo, seluar still 36, tapi tali pinggang lubang kelima.
Body pon dan cun,berbentuk.lebih kurang macam ni :

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Semalam,
Guwa tengah excersize.main dumbell.
Memandangkan rumah guwa kecik,guwa excesize la kt ruang tamu,
Depan mak dan adik guwa.
Tetibe ;

"fuh,mantap la badan lu skang. da berbentuk.tetek pon da timbul.ade shape" - adik guwa menegur sambil mencucuk2 tetek guwa

"biasela brader.bukan cm tetek lu.kecik.xde shape.klu ade six pac tapi tetek tak timbul xgune.awek xmo" - guwa membalas sambil terus bermain dgn dumbell 10kg guwa

"tetek sape besar?sape kecik?"- mak guwa tetibe bersuare

"abg besar, nasran kecik" - jawab guwa sambil menayang body guwa kt mak guwa

"elok la tu.mak ade spare C cup ngan B cup kt atas.boleh la bg kt korg.mak salah beli haritu' - jawab mak guwa serius sambil tgn sibuk menjahit

"gulp!! Apekah ni?" - guwa dalam hati


p/s : percaye 70% aje kot

26 comments:

mumui on February 22, 2012 at 10:24 PM said...

kang dah kalah ngan mak.. HAHA! shoutbox awak dah expired laaa....

♥NuR SyAFiQah♥ on February 22, 2012 at 10:36 PM said...

haha..aku percaya 10 % jer

Namee Roslan on February 22, 2012 at 10:38 PM said...

takut aku baca tajuk kau. entry SEO ke ni woi. haha

Eera Shera on February 22, 2012 at 10:41 PM said...

haha sengal :D

♥ MS ♥ on February 22, 2012 at 10:43 PM said...

LOL. gelak terguling guling sambil berangan rupa naz bila pakai "benda tu" ekekek.

hana on February 22, 2012 at 11:04 PM said...

haha..
siap nak bg bra la..
x leh bla..

Rozuan Ismail on February 22, 2012 at 11:05 PM said...

haha. kih kih.sentap jap

yaya_flanella on February 22, 2012 at 11:36 PM said...

haha sporting tak hengat mak lu. nak kenal la dgn dia. bhahaha

NURUL NADIAH MAMAT on February 22, 2012 at 11:39 PM said...

ahahaa.......nanti try lah pakai naz....!

p/s : tips yang hang bagi tuk turunkan berat lum lagi dipraktikkan... ngee...

~Kirin Selama Perak~ on February 22, 2012 at 11:42 PM said...

mak lu ohsem!

Yuyu on February 22, 2012 at 11:45 PM said...

main dumbell yek sekaarang...bagus ko naz

mizzkechique on February 23, 2012 at 7:28 AM said...

ngahngahngah.. pakai la bra tu.. sebok sgt nk tetek besar kan.. hahahahaha...

umie naziera on February 23, 2012 at 9:18 AM said...

try la tengok dh mak offer tuu..hakhakhak

✿ pink velvet ✿ on February 23, 2012 at 9:36 AM said...

hahaha! mmg sempoi punye mak :P

SURIA AMANDA on February 23, 2012 at 9:49 AM said...

caya la mak!!!!amik korang....

Ujang9897 on February 23, 2012 at 9:51 AM said...

kau bangga tetek besar ker..derm..!!

tetek aku pun makin besar..tension

Haris Khairuddin on February 23, 2012 at 6:50 PM said...

jawapan terbaik.. memang sempoi. so ko amek bra yg mana? hahaha.. XD

Qaseh dalia adelia on February 23, 2012 at 11:07 PM said...

tanda2 naz gay haha

EZAN IDMA on February 24, 2012 at 8:31 AM said...

kahkahkah. pakai je la

Yana Libra on February 24, 2012 at 10:20 AM said...

haha..lawak je mak cakap camtu~~ :p

Juno on February 24, 2012 at 10:35 AM said...

bra sekarang mahal. Jangan bazir. Guna jelah.

Lady Emilya on February 24, 2012 at 1:19 PM said...

hahaha sengal je :D

aimaniman on February 24, 2012 at 11:32 PM said...

klakar la, dapat plak mak yg super sporting,.. bess layan mak ngan anak..

farhanieza on February 25, 2012 at 7:58 PM said...

gittewss

nanako genji on March 1, 2012 at 1:08 PM said...

huhuhu...baek nya jawapan...

nadey on March 2, 2012 at 8:38 AM said...

hahahahahahhahahahha demsssss aku penah sungkit tetek adek aku lelaki hahahahha

 

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