Monday, November 21, 2011

Adik yang cilake : Awek

Hai
Semalam guwa jalan jalan dengan adik2 guwa
tak payah nak tekejut
semua pon tahu yang guwa memang seorang abg yang soleh


Odw
Dalam kerete we all borak2 pasal perempuan
like tipikal lelaki melayu.kalau tak bola,sure borak pasal perempuan
sehinggalah sampai satu ketika ;


"Abang,ko xde ke gadis2 yg single yang boleh di kenalkan kat kitorang?" - mulut2 nakal adik guwa mule berbunyi memulakan provokasi


"Aah.aku usha, ramai je bebudak blogger yang hot.takpayah nak kedekut sangat la.adik beradik kot" - disokong pule oleh adik jantan aku yang ke 4


Aku diam je.malas layan provokasi.
Takkan awek pon nak harapkan ihsan abang.taik.
ni la kesan dari dasar ekonomi baru.menjadikan melayu malas.


*****

5 saat suasana sunyi sebelum..


"nak no awek ke?Azan ade no phone awek ni.chantek,sopan,berbudi bahasa.kalau nak azan boleh bagi.nak tak? - adik bongsu guwa, azan

"serius?gile la.advan giler budak ni.dasar playboy macam abang.hahaha ape name die?"


"Ntah.name pendek die nur.name panjang tak ingat, tapi serius hot, body macam neelofa weh.melelehair liur lu orang.haha"

"mendengar namenye saje aku sudah jatuh cinta.ade no phone die tak?bak meh la no die"


"Argh, ingat free?hulur sket la duit"

"pundek kedekut,bagila,nanti we all belikan azan helikopter kontrol,peliss!" - jijik plak guwa tgk adik2 guwa mengemis nak no phone gadis.


"camnila, kite adik beradik, malas la berkire la,nak sgt kan? tu ha.amek la" - mulut dijuihkan ke satu papan tande besar di seberang jalan.


3 saat kemudian melalui cermin pandang belakang, guwa tengok adik bongsu guwa lunyai di belasah abang2 beliau.


sekian.

p/s : cilake bermakne comel dalam entry ini

43 comments:

NZ Diaz on November 20, 2011 at 9:05 PM said...

hahaha ada je :D

adrinaqamarina on November 20, 2011 at 9:06 PM said...

hak3, talian nur?

umie naziera on November 20, 2011 at 9:11 PM said...

memang comey..aku nak rekomen dekat abg aku pulak..ngee~~

Siti NuruL Ain on November 20, 2011 at 9:13 PM said...

mmg macam cilake *comel* !

macam bahagia je adik bradik..hehe

gurau2 tanda kemesraan..:)

cinderella gemuk on November 20, 2011 at 9:14 PM said...

hahaha... mang comel~

NURUL AINI NORAZMAN on November 20, 2011 at 9:19 PM said...

hahahaha sengall,.mmg cilaka,.
*comel

ayiel on November 20, 2011 at 9:19 PM said...

hahaha lawak bhai!!!
mmg patut la p0n adek yang last tu tunjuk banner kt luar tuh hahaha sumpah lawak!

cik-bakal-puan. :) on November 20, 2011 at 9:26 PM said...

hahaha. tak boleh blah kot. mendapat adik adik kau kena dengan adik bongsu kau! :)

cik bunga on November 20, 2011 at 9:32 PM said...

wooo...cun nye

محمد رازيق on November 20, 2011 at 9:42 PM said...

hahahahahahahahaha.. tak bolh bla der!!!!! gua suke enrti lu.. ku taknak rekeman gua awek pulak ke?? Gua nak yang ala2 kila feri..

L on November 20, 2011 at 10:02 PM said...

hahaha. naseb dibetulkan cilake kepada cumell... huhu

jom bacer kejap..=)
http://lolz-l.blogspot.com/2011/11/belajar-dari-alam.html

hana nabihah on November 20, 2011 at 10:05 PM said...

hahah sengal ar korang >_<

missSenget on November 20, 2011 at 10:21 PM said...

mujur ko da ade awek kan?

bole buat eksyen sikit..


kalo tak, aku percaya ko pun terlibat sekali dalam melunyai adik bongsu tu..

:p

Rozuan Ismail on November 20, 2011 at 10:21 PM said...

haha.talian nur rupanya

Halimatun Sa'adiah on November 20, 2011 at 10:24 PM said...

hahhahaa...pandai adek u wat lawak kn...

NiGhTiNaNgLe_FARA on November 20, 2011 at 11:20 PM said...

cute la adik hang...LOL

Cik Mira Hassan on November 20, 2011 at 11:36 PM said...

NUR hot mcm neelofa..haha.

hana on November 20, 2011 at 11:45 PM said...

hahaha..
memang cilake habis tu...
cilake=comel...

Eera Shera on November 21, 2011 at 12:16 AM said...

bagus adik tu..haha

dya on November 21, 2011 at 1:45 AM said...

haha...sengal gile gua bace entry lu ni..hahaha

Aya Ariel on November 21, 2011 at 8:51 AM said...

comel adik lu..
kim salam sket..
hahhaha

SURIA AMANDA on November 21, 2011 at 10:04 AM said...

hahahahahaha...adeh...padan muka..

KASEH KHALISA on November 21, 2011 at 10:22 AM said...

haha . bagus punya adik XD

Ckin Kembaq on November 21, 2011 at 10:48 AM said...

Wah!adik bradik suma laki..leh la smbang cmtu kan..hehe bahaya2..

mynameismy on November 21, 2011 at 11:10 AM said...

alololo comel btull... haha..

adik badik sume laki eh..

najwa's on November 21, 2011 at 12:10 PM said...

ngee~ cilake tu memang comel pun. :p

Pendekar Berkuda on November 21, 2011 at 12:56 PM said...

cilake~! aku ingat betullah tadi... derm~!

Nuraini An-Nisa' on November 21, 2011 at 6:33 PM said...

kecian kat adik tu... dah bagi idea pun ke belasah...lalalala....

nik nurhidayah on November 21, 2011 at 6:58 PM said...

hahaahaahah..budak2..

Lydia Miza(Aidyl Azim) on November 21, 2011 at 7:56 PM said...

hahaha...cumil jek.talian nur rupanya

YAYA AZURA on November 22, 2011 at 9:54 AM said...

haha..very brilliant adik bongsu..

Gadish Lollipop on November 22, 2011 at 3:40 PM said...

Ahahahaa . its funny. Kesian adik anda tu .

bighagenjo on November 22, 2011 at 7:14 PM said...

gahahaha! gempak lu punya adik..

FasiHaH SupiaN on November 25, 2011 at 1:10 AM said...

hahaha terbaik adik bongsu ko naz

Hansyirah Takezur on November 25, 2011 at 11:18 AM said...

hahaha... ada2 je korang...

terbaiklah azan! :P

nazira on November 25, 2011 at 12:07 PM said...

haha.. serius nakal adk ko kan.. huhu..

http://nazira-mypersonallife.blogspot.com/

Cik Miera on November 25, 2011 at 2:13 PM said...

haha... elok la tu.. talian nur upanya..

El-Janna on November 25, 2011 at 7:35 PM said...

hahakk. keh9898 adik beradikkan. mesranya...

Mialia on November 25, 2011 at 9:57 PM said...

ahaha.. bengong

maya diana on November 25, 2011 at 10:22 PM said...

ha..ha..ha...serius klaka la u ollzz...akak suka....nice writing dik...keep it up<<----cewah mcm akademi fantasia lak...

ainraus on November 27, 2011 at 9:30 PM said...

hahaha. hebat adik anda. :P

chemay on December 8, 2011 at 3:53 AM said...

azan awesomeee
hahaha

Puteri Iqa Izyan on December 24, 2011 at 1:27 PM said...

haha. abang borek adik rintik ^_^

 

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