Saturday, December 25, 2010

upon ipon the series : hentikan kelucahan ini!

di satu pagi yang hening, sedang sang mentari mula memancarkan sinarnya, bla bla bla..

keletang keletung keletang keletung
(bunyi kerje2 kayu dijalankan)

ipon : abg!! abg buat ape tu??tampal banner lagi yer??
abg : Aah la ipon. macam biase la. hehe

ipon : hari ni banner ape pulak abg??
abg : haaaaaa, hari ni abg nak tampal muke ipon kt dinding.hehe

ipon : iyerker?? kenape pulak??
abg : sebab abg sayang ipon la.hehe

ipon : waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, yea2, abg syg ipon.hehe ( melompat2 keriangan)
abg : abg tipu jer, tak sayang pon!! hahahah(gelak jahat)

ipon : lah, macam tu pulak??sedih3 ='(
abg : alalala, hehe, cepat tlg abg amik banner tu, klu tak amek abg tak syg.hehe

dengan pantas ipon mengambil banner yang berada di atas meja.

keletang keletung keletang.

ipon : abg??bia betol abg nak tmpl gambar ni??
abg : iyer la, abes tu??
ipon : nah, cube abg tengok?abg nak buat ape gambar ni??

abg : wes2, simpan2, aduhai, malula abg, ni maklumat sulit ni
ipon : o0o0o, abg da ade anak luar nikah yer??bagi tau opah!!

abg : dush3, nak penumbuk, abg buat keje part time la jual legging ni.hahaha da2, p amek yang satu lagi tu.
ipon : bek bos!!

ipon : nah bos!
abg : haaaaa, yang ni la yang betol


ipon : ish3, terok3. kenape org2 besau suke pakai baju saiz ipon ea abg??
abg : alaa ipon, dorg ni kan bukannye org kaye, mane ade duit. sebab tula dorg kene beli baju kecik2. jadi ipon kene la byk besedekah, bagi dorg duit, moge2 ngan duit ipon tu dorg boleh beli baju2 yang besar

ipon : o0o0o, kalau camtu, jom teman ipon abg, kite g sedekah!
abg : bagus adek abg, jom3:)


p/s : biasela, hari jumaat, kene la bagi entry dakwah jugak sket, tak dpt bagi hari2 seminggu skali pon okeyh da, yang penting istiqomah:)

p/s: maaf pade yang terase ati, den buat ni sebab sygkan korg.peace!!

65 comments:

sha_qistina on December 24, 2010 at 3:04 PM said...

betol3 pandai yer ipon tu...

forever love on December 24, 2010 at 3:04 PM said...

penyampaian yang baik...thumb ups utk nazirul

MAKCEK bukan NENEK on December 24, 2010 at 3:05 PM said...

ipon tu bila tengok ada la jugak
pandai macam aku .
haa dah agak mmg aku la ipon tuh .
bijak bijak . haha

*dorang rasa hot ke pakai macam tuh ?
dah x kira dosa pahala janji style la eh .ish ish manusia manusia.

missSenget on December 24, 2010 at 3:06 PM said...

upon mana??
dr awl tggu kemunculan..
smpai ke sudah xdek..

shada wentz on December 24, 2010 at 3:06 PM said...

perghh. bgus2!

btw: legging hanya ssuai utk budak2 je. cute gilaa kot! XD

darkbatman on December 24, 2010 at 3:09 PM said...

hahaha..legging 2 bleh mengundang bahaya pd pompuan...

Ujang9897 on December 24, 2010 at 3:17 PM said...

sapa yg terasa pakai cmnie...bace entry nie mesti ibarat mcm kene pelempang jepun...hehe..ops...
(tengah bygkan kau pakai legging...hahahahaa)

Anisa Hang Tuah on December 24, 2010 at 3:21 PM said...

gud abg naz!!

sokong,

+d.O.Y.A.h+ on December 24, 2010 at 3:21 PM said...

malulehh tgk org pakai legging. lagi2 kalo baju singkat. buwekkkkkkkk

cek chun on December 24, 2010 at 3:24 PM said...

naz pakai legging mesti cun, wuhuuu.hehehe

moga2 yg baca dapat banyak, tak pun secebis hidayah dari cerita ni.

najihah sahami on December 24, 2010 at 3:26 PM said...

pandai abg ea. hehe..kang jgn cari bini mcm tu yea....

nama.aku.lynn on December 24, 2010 at 3:26 PM said...

say no to legging..*nasib baik ai tak sukaaa leggingsss2 nih..

zaMir on December 24, 2010 at 3:27 PM said...

cmne la dorang boleh selesa pkai bnde alah nih...macam seksa je nak berjalan...

Cikgu Fikri on December 24, 2010 at 3:28 PM said...

hahhaah..
ingtkan poster maria ozawa td..
huhuhhu...
bgus..
penyampaian yg menarik :)

Fariq on December 24, 2010 at 3:28 PM said...

banyak makna tersirat..
semoga semua dapat memahami leboh mendalam,, especially perempuan yg suka pakai legging

Nur Azila Ismail on December 24, 2010 at 3:29 PM said...

bgus btul abg didik adik ye . hehee :)

Lianna Umar on December 24, 2010 at 3:30 PM said...

weeee suker legging yg budak2 pakai cumil ajekssss..

Bulan on December 24, 2010 at 3:38 PM said...

salute abg naz!
ahakss

CIK TOM on December 24, 2010 at 3:40 PM said...

menarik cr penyampaian..cr bini baik2 ye..hihi

Nur on December 24, 2010 at 3:48 PM said...

nice one la..say no to legging and skinny

y-A-n-A on December 24, 2010 at 3:51 PM said...

xsuka bila perempuan dah lawa pakai tudung tp pakai legging.. burukk.. :(

emieysandra on December 24, 2010 at 3:53 PM said...

gud3 ;D

saya KILA on December 24, 2010 at 3:55 PM said...

betul . betul . betul . huhu .
cam pelik kalau girlz yg bertudung pakai legging . haiyaya

Ummi Iman on December 24, 2010 at 3:56 PM said...

tq sharing infO...
aii ade legging tu.. tp legging tuk Iman la... hahah amat comey dia pakai.. kt montot legging tuh gambar gajah.. fave animal iman..
tp klu legging yg lagik satu tuh.. x sampai hati aii nk beli & pakai.. huhuh.. memalukan..

Ainismaira on December 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM said...

suke3.. adik ni lagi hebat buat entry.. terhebat pnye..

mmg xelok pn pakai legging, bertudung ke tak bertudung ke.. asal namanya Islam.. xpayah la pakai..bukan cantik pon.. nak pakai pn pakai ar mase tdo.. sbb skali tgk cam sluar tdo jek..hak3.. larikkk!

mimie1678 on December 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM said...

kat budak mmg cecomel... kat mak budak... ermmmm... lu pk lah sendiri kan...

MAPPIAU on December 24, 2010 at 4:10 PM said...

errr kalau pakai time tidoq boleh kan kan kan :P

Puteri Iqa Izyan on December 24, 2010 at 4:12 PM said...

a'ah..duit die tak cukup nak beli baju/kain lebih..

tu psl la ciput je :P

Fariz Finie Family™ on December 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM said...

say no to legging..:)
Pkai kt anak lg comel..
yg dh tua mcm sarung nangka jer..

♥NuR SyAFiQah♥ on December 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM said...

baguih ang ni..hehe

biler nk kuar watak kak ros??hehe

honeyvsbee on December 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM said...

ya bukannyer cantik pun pakai seluar tu

KINA on December 24, 2010 at 4:24 PM said...

alhamdulillah tak sentap... :D

salwaismail on December 24, 2010 at 4:34 PM said...

dorg ingat dh cukup 'cun' kot kalau pakai gini.
buruk betul. mengalahkan sarung nangka.
haha =)

nazurah on December 24, 2010 at 4:37 PM said...

comey nye cerita camni . bagos la buat entry mcm ni . saya pon x berapa minat sangat dengan orang2 yg pakai tudung tp pakai legging . nak tegor kawan2 pon x berani . (takot kena marah balek) . hehe .

misyamissyou on December 24, 2010 at 4:42 PM said...

hahah! best2..hehee

Jejaka Terhangat on December 24, 2010 at 4:45 PM said...

heh..drpd legging..baik berlengging je..hahaha..

Jejaka Terhangat: BloG Aku, Suka Hati Aku La..!!

Zetchi Henry on December 24, 2010 at 4:45 PM said...

hehhe

nasihat dalam cerita yang menghiburkan!

credit untuk naz!

NOOR FATIN on December 24, 2010 at 4:51 PM said...

pakai legging pastu kat luar pakai skirt labuh, memang cun. xda sapa nampak :)

THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY on December 24, 2010 at 4:51 PM said...

nice entri... sindiran yg amat tajam menikam tu

kakchik@ella on December 24, 2010 at 4:59 PM said...

serius heran bila tgk yg bertudung tapi pakai ketat2 ...

TWEETY BERT on December 24, 2010 at 5:00 PM said...

entry yang bess serta menusuk kalu.. hoyeah2..

syafiq on December 24, 2010 at 5:12 PM said...

kengkadang rase tersekse ble tngk orang pkai camtu...sad

iniialahaku on December 24, 2010 at 5:24 PM said...

jgn nnti aku pkai plak sudahla..haha..ats suma dah cntik skali kat bwah..hmpas

Nur Kamilah on December 24, 2010 at 5:40 PM said...

suka tgk baby kai legging.. comey jew.. pampers xjatuh.. hikhik! yg mak budak ke..akk budak ke..toksah la kai cmtu.. xcomey pun.. comot je pemandangan nnt...

Sab Buenoo on December 24, 2010 at 5:44 PM said...

aku pom geli gak nengok pompuan pakai legging.

euuhhh..

sarah-najwan on December 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM said...

kalu anak akak si mek sarah pakai ok lah..jika org dewasa tak sesuai..nak2 yg mcm barut nangka..buruk eh...

S..U..D..@..I..S on December 24, 2010 at 6:38 PM said...

credit to n3 cerita dalam dakwah..

.ima. on December 24, 2010 at 7:02 PM said...

cara penyampaian yg terbaik! ^^

MIMIE AIZA on December 24, 2010 at 7:16 PM said...

legging ? ohooo.. nasib den x pakai. ehehe..
credit to encik naz

Nurul Nadiah Mamat on December 24, 2010 at 8:40 PM said...

entry yg sgt bgs.....skang dah jd trend pki legging...moga x tgolong dlm glngan mcm nie.....

Faezah Hannah Al Baj on December 24, 2010 at 8:42 PM said...

Allah. hudOhnyer pompuan pakai leging malu cheQ~ :(

Shaa on December 24, 2010 at 9:41 PM said...

nice entry...ske baca (^_^)

akak ngan mak budak pakai legging mmg huduh sgt2..
sama jer kategori kalau mak ngan akak budak pakai baju size budak...



Jom baca ni :) Jual wajah tanpa sedar?

adrinaqamarina on December 24, 2010 at 9:57 PM said...

ktorang pun sayang korang jugak :)

Amalina Jo on December 24, 2010 at 10:20 PM said...

ada je member pkai legging , nak tegur tapi takut teguran xdpt diterima , diam jelah huh -,-"

ijatnuar87 on December 25, 2010 at 1:05 AM said...

cara perli yang cukup menarik...smoga diterima oleh pemakai legging sekalian,heheh

i am S!L4H.. on December 25, 2010 at 9:20 AM said...

jauhi legging....ngeee~

bdsrkan komen kt ats : btol2...legging bdk2 kcik yg tembam commeyyyy sgt pkai..heee

Cik Bulat on December 25, 2010 at 4:29 PM said...

betol2.. ish ish.. bagi lagi entry dakwah gini.. :)

eiela on December 25, 2010 at 10:32 PM said...

bagus entri nih, walaupun lawak tapi ade mesej. sebagai peringatan.

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HAZWAN17 on December 25, 2010 at 10:54 PM said...

jangan pakai legging di khalayak ramai2...

yad'z on December 26, 2010 at 12:23 AM said...

balas jejak kat sinilah.... cb lambat appear.... hehe.... sihat2 saje....

Izz on December 26, 2010 at 1:07 AM said...

"alaa ipon, dorg ni kan bukannye org kaye, mane ade duit. sebab tula dorg kene beli baju kecik2. jadi ipon kene la byk besedekah, bagi dorg duit, moge2 ngan duit ipon tu dorg boleh beli baju2 yang besar"

suka ayat nie. haha

Ain Zulaikha on December 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM said...

kalau ain pakai legging mesti mak ayah kejar 900km perminit .hehe

K2r~90 on December 26, 2010 at 2:21 PM said...

whoaaa... iklan tu der mmg gua senyum der suke2x

dabuldahi on December 27, 2010 at 9:58 AM said...

bagus la sapa yang terasa hati tu...
depa taktau yang hati aku tersiksa selama ni dok tengok depa punya tumitunta.. depa taktau... menyiksa namanya...

lebih baik tak dapat tengok langsung daripada tengok boleh, tapi tak dapat. menyiksa kaum lelaki.

Halimatun Sa'adiah on February 23, 2011 at 12:42 PM said...

hahahaha...sy pun pkai legging..
mmg selesa..
tp pkai kt umah je la berani..heheheh
di khalayak umum,segan kot...

 

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