Tuesday, December 7, 2010

MENCARI JODOH BUAT MAT GEBU

den telah membuat keputusan untuk bertemu dengan mat gebu dalam usaha den mencari kan jodoh untukbeliau

lokasi : seoul garden
masa : 10.37 waktu pakistan

brikut adalah rakaman perbualan beliau dan den
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mat gebu : haa naz, minah mane plak ko nak promot kt aku ni
nasyraf muslim : ni minah baik punyer mat, wa x tipu. terbaik ni mat, terbaekk! r0omate kepada member aku. dorg blajaq skali

mat gebu : ape yang best sgt nyer minah ni?? (nada bosan)
nasyraf muslim : ko tau pekej lengkap gadiz mat??

mat gebu : ha ape die??
nasyraf muslim : satu, den jamin, rupe mmg superb bai. 1st class, ala2 minah jepon, kechantikan semulajadi terbaik dari ladang gandum.

mat gbu : boleh cayer ker ko ni??
nasyraf muslim : boleh bai, wa ade bwk gmbr die, nati wa tunjuk

mat gebu : lagi??
nasyfaf muslim : gadiz ni bertudung bai, sopan menutup aurat.kesopanan gadis timur beb. leleh dow. bukan tu yang ko mau?kn?kn?

mat gebu : hurm, iyer kot. lagi2
nasyraf muslim : pandai memasak dan makan sume jenih masakan. haha yg ni mmg kone ngn ko mat.ko masak dio makan, die masak ko makan:P masakan melayu, china, jepon, italy, uganda, jerman??kek, kuih, ape ke jadah jenis makanan yg aku tak tau name pon die boleh buat bai.haha

mat gebu : derm, mentang2 blog wa pasal makan, tu je yang ko nmpak kan??haha
nasyraf muslim : wa agak2 jer bai. part body plak den x bape nak boleh adjust kasi tgk la bro. memang menutup aurat minah ni beb. lagi satu, part buat kerje rumah jgn cakap la bro. 1st class. bilik die mmg kemas la babe. sebijik mcm hotel 5starz

mat gebu : bagus2, lagi hape naz??
nasyraf muslim : yg den tau, die mmg pandai mengambek hati org tue. klu org tue tgk pon sure sejuk beb.tutur bicara die mmg sopan, nak dengar die mencarut jauh sekali la.haih solat mmg x pernah nak tinggal la. boleh kate mak aku pon rase sejuk je perot biapon bukan die yg ngandungkan minah tu.hehe

mat gebu : sampai cmtu skali bro??
nasyraf muslim : cmtu la bro, xkan aku nak tipu ko pulak,hehe

mat gebu : haa, mane gambar die, name ape??
masyraf muslim : name die lyanas justmei. gmbr ade kat bwh ni haaa.aku curik skali gmbr die free hair.hehe utk tatapan ko:P


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57 comments:

Tok Esah on December 7, 2010 at 1:09 AM said...

hahhaa, miyabi juga diambil... haha

nice bro.. mesti mat gebu suke ni

Siti on December 7, 2010 at 1:12 AM said...

sape tu??asal macam tak kenal je? hehe

Hishyamuddin on December 7, 2010 at 1:14 AM said...

nyiahahahhahaa..
semoga ketemu jodoh mat gebu..hehehe

cek chun on December 7, 2010 at 1:15 AM said...

hahahaha.. kalo akak jadi cik mat, on saja nihh..

Tok Esah on December 7, 2010 at 1:19 AM said...

pandai naz buat dialog.. kena belajar dr naz ni.. hehe

♥-- emieysandra --♥ on December 7, 2010 at 1:22 AM said...

hahaha..gmbo free hair pun diambil.
leh layaan r citer kat xcni ;p

najihah sahami on December 7, 2010 at 1:24 AM said...

haha..sengal. yeahh..nama asyraf muslim dinaikkan. hoyeahh...

sape pompuan tu wess?

Matashichi Baisotei on December 7, 2010 at 1:26 AM said...

naz muslim sengalll.... hoho..opss, sori... telebih eksited lak... lalalala..^^

garfield88_aini on December 7, 2010 at 1:36 AM said...

hehehehe...macam2 cerita ada ko nie naz... tapi best...

Halusinasi on December 7, 2010 at 1:39 AM said...

hahaha...liyana justmei???

Woofer Storm on December 7, 2010 at 1:39 AM said...

comel juga ppuan tu btudung^^ sedap juga mata memandang,hehhee

Syafiq Rosli on December 7, 2010 at 1:53 AM said...

hoho..cm kenal je..:)

mia on December 7, 2010 at 1:55 AM said...

hehehe..muka tu letak agak senget ye di situ..ehhee..nice work la dato

kay yea on December 7, 2010 at 1:57 AM said...

bro nk knl ngn awek uh bole x?haha~

gd luck~

♥NuR SyAFiQah♥ on December 7, 2010 at 1:59 AM said...

haha..kalo bab ngarot ko mmg juara
boleh mng kategori blog lawak taon dpn ni :)

nur on December 7, 2010 at 2:26 AM said...

hehe.. nice nice..
ALL IN ONE
terasa entryku hampehla.. sempoi no..

garfield88_aini on December 7, 2010 at 2:37 AM said...

naz, kalau segan dgn aini... tutup muka kalau baca blog aini ye...kuikuikui...

garfield88_aini on December 7, 2010 at 2:37 AM said...

naz, kalau segan dgn aini... tutup muka kalau baca blog aini ye...kuikuikui...

amimarz on December 7, 2010 at 2:41 AM said...

all the best!!!

Nyssa Nuar on December 7, 2010 at 2:43 AM said...

hahaha...xde gmbr minah laen ke???ekekeke

Lelord on December 7, 2010 at 2:44 AM said...

ayunyaaa

MIMIE AIZA on December 7, 2010 at 3:21 AM said...

arghhh naz kalau bab diolog mmg hebat dan pakar.. hahaha. yg penting nama x nak kalah :)

hamzah ian on December 7, 2010 at 3:36 AM said...

maria???

Nur on December 7, 2010 at 5:49 AM said...

pergh...cantik plak an..

mOoN on December 7, 2010 at 6:13 AM said...

hahhaha...gelak pagi...

Mat Gebu on December 7, 2010 at 8:01 AM said...

Wahh, idea bernas...cun pun yea eks..tapi part resipi masakan "uganda" tuu..haha, pecah perut guaa gelak beb!...

sarah-najwan on December 7, 2010 at 9:59 AM said...

nazirul..

kamu nih bole jadi script writer nih
bagus betul dialog kamu..hehe

keje part time tu naz..

Izan Ishak on December 7, 2010 at 10:57 AM said...

hehehe...comei jodoh utk mat gebu nih~

Che Sakinah on December 7, 2010 at 11:02 AM said...

comel je kan kalau pakai tudung.. huhuhu.. nice2 ;)

Cahaya Kehidupan on December 7, 2010 at 11:11 AM said...

hahaha....comel je muka ..

cik miera on December 7, 2010 at 11:14 AM said...

waaa....knp miyabi..haha..mcm mn la naz tau bilik dier kemas..pnh masuk ye?hak3

suffer8zine on December 7, 2010 at 11:35 AM said...

mak ai pix bawah tu

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MAPPIAU on December 7, 2010 at 11:36 AM said...

eh, eh apesal pulak perut haku rase sejuk nih? :P gagagagagagaga

konpem CMG sejuk perut gak nih!! hikhikhik...

Azza Firza on December 7, 2010 at 11:45 AM said...

hahaha, gud luck yaa ;p salam maal hijrah, semoga impian anda tercapai yaa, hehe, nak menang RM50? ayuhh, join kontest bersama azza (:

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anassuhada on December 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM said...

hahaha... kamu memang bole jadi pakar cari jodoh. siyesss!!!

m i m i on December 7, 2010 at 12:23 PM said...

hakhakhak... best-best!

Solihin Zubir on December 7, 2010 at 1:34 PM said...

haha.. skali maria ozawa daa..
nak ke mat gebu? haha..
pape pon, mmg terbaek!

K I E R A on December 7, 2010 at 1:44 PM said...

tkbleh blah

siap ada yg free hair

haha

mrs Gee :) on December 7, 2010 at 2:25 PM said...

hehehe.. semoga dipercepatkan jodohnya..

Kalamhati on December 7, 2010 at 2:34 PM said...

ahahaa letih den gelak..=p

hamihemo on December 7, 2010 at 2:38 PM said...

dah cantik bertudung tapi ada gak free hair tu..hehhe...
blog anda sudah di follow harap sudi follow balik sambil buat lawatan balas

Tomato Gurl's Life on December 7, 2010 at 4:09 PM said...

hebat..boleh jd penulis skrip la naz..tp siap pmpn tue??mat gebu berkenan x??hehe..

nur 'afifah :) on December 7, 2010 at 5:24 PM said...

sape ney..?btw..i do TAG u in a contest.! sila la jenguk ya..actually..xkesah nak join or tag..sekadar memenuhi syrat mengetag orng. :)

(One) SiTi* on December 7, 2010 at 5:57 PM said...

ler....
menyelit sini leh?
ada tag utk kamu, amek di sini,

http://wansiti.blogspot.com/2010/12/tudung-giveaway.html

hans on December 7, 2010 at 7:32 PM said...

comel plak ku tgok
hohohoho

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khaiyisah husna on December 7, 2010 at 8:18 PM said...

abes tu mat gebu jadi ke x ni?
abes meletop dah tu....hak3

Gen Fujita on December 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM said...

Ha ha ha...

nadey on December 7, 2010 at 11:06 PM said...

hahahahhahahahha

ni bukan yg blakon anak pontianak tu ke.???? yg seksi nk mampos n siap ade video lucah lagi???

zirconia on December 8, 2010 at 12:07 AM said...

amboi2 naz. gambar sape tu ha??

ijatnuar87 on December 8, 2010 at 12:21 AM said...

terkejot berok la mat gebu nnt,hehehhe...gebu sgt,hehee

Matashichi Baisotei on December 8, 2010 at 12:23 AM said...

mari bace entry baru saye..... sudah siap di post...^^

uMMUhabibahMohdH!Lm! on December 8, 2010 at 1:18 AM said...

gmbr awek mane2 ntah tuh :P

Lulu caldina on December 8, 2010 at 1:38 AM said...

wakaka..ni ke calon nya...adehh

AiMaN on December 8, 2010 at 8:02 AM said...

selepas cara periksa "dara"..skrg petua periksa "teruna"...jom la tengok..cucu lelaki jgn marah ye..

http://petuakitasemua.blogspot.com/2010/12/petua-mengenali-teruna-part-1.html

HazUmA ZierAh on December 8, 2010 at 10:18 AM said...

hahhaha.. hampeh... tp best sgt2 hihi

Cik Eka on December 8, 2010 at 3:21 PM said...

maria ozawa....hahaha

Syat0za on December 8, 2010 at 8:15 PM said...

wahahaha, miyabi kot tu..hahaha lawok2..

 

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